Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars

Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

My heart breaks for would-be homeowners priced out of housing markets across the country. We need to do something to bring the price of all houses down, except the house I own and plan to sell for one (or many) million dollars.