The season starts

The outdoor co-ed rec soccer league started up this evening with a 4-2 victory that came after the sunlight had all but faded entirely. I had a sloppy, bull-in-the-china-shop sort of goal and a fairly good assist. Bret, who joined us at my behest since we were short...

Oh yeah, now I remember

I watched the last five minutes of the Nuggets-Blazers game this evening plus a little bit of overtime, and a feeling of peacefulness and clarity settled upon me: Now I remember why I hate the NBA. The frickin’ refs are terrible. When Portland was good (and I...

Shroom the Doobie

The Blazers have a long history of really awful public relations campaigns. My favorite was the year they shot a series with Blazers bursting into people’s houses to dunk from chandelliers and so forth. Probably would’ve gone over better if the Blazer...

Jobbing the Hawks again?

At first glance, the Trail Blazers trade of tempermental forward Rasheed Wallace seems like a pretty good deal for all concerned. The Atlanta Hawks clear major salary cap space at the end of the season when Wallace’s $17 million contract expires, so they get to...

Best 3-7 team ever!

Last time I wrote about the Steelers I said they had four big problems: (1) A porous offensive line, (2) a running back (Bettis) who was inconstantly used, and (3) a secondary that couldn’t cover my grandmother—either of them, and one of them’s dead—and...