Obi-Wan Kenobi

Spoilers, to the extent something of this quality may be spoiled, follow.  I’ve now binge watched the first five Disney+ Obi-Wan Kenobi episodes, and I have a report. The good news is that Ewen McGregor, Jimmy Smits, and whoever the guy is who plays...

Sex and the City 2: Abu Dhabi Doo-Doo

—Spoilers, should such a thing be possible with this kind of movie, follow— Background Bearing in mind that I know nothing about the characters that I didn’t learn from the horrid first movie (review here), let me catch you up to date: The protagonist,...

Sex and the City: The Movie

— Warning: Spoilers, to the extent a movie of this nature can be spoiled, follow — Opening voice-over: “Year after year 20-something women come to New York City in search of the two Ls: Labels and love.” If this is true, it’s a horrible...

Secretariat

We’ll start with the positives: Diane Lane is gorgeous, and it helps considerably that she’s in virtually every scene. The film is well-acted. It’s based on a true story. Secretariat is arguably the best race horse ever. Um…I’m running...