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Dogpile on Sarah

A good mayor of Wasilla? Dunno, but sure had a penchant for firing folks. (Apparently also ran up a $22 million debt.) Is Palin qualified? Watch the McCain campaign struggling to say "yes." The Palins held a 40 percent stake in a failed car wash business. The best part is when the business received a warning letter from the state with "Sarah Palin,...

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Palin events

What a meltdown. What a mess. - Director of the (indicted) Sen. Ted Stevens 527 group - In favor of the "Bridge to Nowhere" until the funding was cut; her first national pronouncement on the subject appears to be, um, erroneous. - Possibly a member of the Alaskan Independence Party Further background on the small town affairs of Palin from a Wasillian....

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Palin pregnancies

Bristol Palin's pregnancy was no secret in Wasilla, but apparently took a number of McCain staffers by surprise. So far as it goes, I'm with Obama on this: Leave the kids and the families out of the politics. That said, however, it is not unreasonable or unwarranted to discuss the events of Sarah Paline's last pregnancy. (I'm assuming it was hers not a...

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Sarah Palin

Like everyone else, I was caught completely off-guard by John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as the GOP Veep candidate. I know next to nothing about Alaska politics so I've little to say on that score. What I can say is that a reading of her resumé leads to the obvious conclusion that she is utterly unqualified to be vice president of the United...

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Republican to Democrat

Though I'm temperamentally more of an old school Republican (small government = more freedom = better for everybody), the fascist neo-cons have driven me out of the party. Why am I now a registered Democrat? In part so I can vote in Oregon's closed primaries, in part because of sections like this from the Democratic Party platform: We will not ship away...

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Exactly right

Most of us, myself included, have no idea how we might react in a crisis where someone threatening is armed with a gun or knife, and we're armed with bupkis. What I've long said--and this is why post-9/11 there will never be another hijacked commercial airline in the United States--is that if a mass of people counterattack, the bad guy will be defeated....

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Real heroes

...don't talk endlessly about their heroism. They rarely mention it at all in fact. Thus John McCain's recent run of comments about his prisoner of war days (a status which, by the way, doesn't in and of itself make one a hero) is off-putting at best. Worse, his recent emphasis the affair (one wag says you can tell McCain's talking because his sentences...

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Human Cloning: Too Much of a Good Thing

Great news for the Lone Star State: Scientists find a way to clone sheep. Now every Billy-Bob Yahoo can have a date for Saturday night. If he's lucky. And the sheep is drunk. Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Now that scientists have discovered a process for cloning mammals, I think we all need to sit back with a cup of Joe and reflect on just how terrific it would be to have an exact genetic copy of a guy like me roaming the world. That's right. It...

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Apple Macintosh: A New Hope

Apple cuts employees and loses millions, but the future's never looked brighter. Why it's time to ditch the Intel/Microsoft platform. Proof that Codeine dependency is an ugly thing. Updated for '98. The Rebirth of the Macintosh Doomsayers and Windows users not withstanding, the Macintosh computer platform and perhaps even Apple Computer, Inc. are on the verge of entering a renaissance period the likes of which hasn't been since, well, the renaissance. I'm positive that this...

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Things That Go Bang

Published months ahead of schedule, an exploratory essay on America and the Fourth of July. Continuing my self-appointed role as Job's comforter, I gently probe the nation's tender psyche with my ice-pick-like wit. Trotsky-esque. Every Fourth of July I wonder just how many people have lit firecrackers and blown their fingers off in the name of freedom. Individual pyrotechnics are such a poor way to celebrate the freedoms we're supposed to cherish as Americans, especially...

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America Off-Line

Online fascists battle intellectual freedom. Freedom 1, AOL 0. Steve Case as Oliver Cromwell minus charm. And brains. My fight for truth, justice and the other thing. Fun for the whole family. AOL: Get Your Tricycle Off the Superhighway Long the laughingstock of the high tech intelligensia, America On-Line (commonly abbreviated DOA) has truly outdone themselves since December 1996 in providing almost daily comedy for Internet users everywhere. Well, everywhere but on AOL,...

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