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Money buys happiness
But there's a catch: You have to spend it on somebody else. The sometimes elusive goal of "happiness" is always at least somewhat subjective despite what scientific methodologies might be brought to bear. Individual temperament obviously makes a difference too; what makes me happy might not make you happy. But as a general finding, I'm not surprised: It...
Man down
I watched as the EMTs carried off one of our soccer players at Bush Park today. John, a sixty-ish fellow, who played with us occasionally, collapsed in the middle of scrimmage and never regained consciousness. We were fortunate to have two doctors playing with us, and they started CPR immediately and directed the paramedics when they arrived. Maybe it was...
Final score? Girls 3, Boys 2
Okay, I'm (once again) not going to say definitively that the game is over because, frankly, I find myself smitten with babies and little kids. Just adore them. It's wonderful to be so needed, it's great fun to help them learn, and it's awe-inspiring to watch them grow. But current thinking is that we've had the kids we're going to have. In Jonah, Elisha...
Cringe of the day
Honestly, I'm not even sure Hillary supporters know how idiotic they look sometimes. This is, as the poster him or herself wrote, "Painful. Just really painful."
The world’s oldest profession
I'm not saying that Eliot Spitzer isn't a gigantic hypocrite or that breaking the law (especially when you were elected on a "Mr. Clean" law-and-order platform) shouldn't get you removed from office. And I've got to say further that I'm none too fond of what he's done to his wife or three teenage daughters, though that's obviously their issue and not mine...
3 AM Feminism
See Hillary's ad: Read Camille Paglia's take: Would I want Hillary answering the red phone in the middle of the night? No, bloody not. The White House first responder should be a person of steady, consistent character and mood -- which describes Obama more than Hillary. And that scare ad was produced with amazing ineptitude. If it's 3 a.m., why is the...
Mortgage crisis explained
Complete with swear words.
Obama will win
Thank God somebody did the math so I wouldn't have to. Bottom line: Obama is a lot closer to the number of delegates needed for victory than the media makes it appear. Clinton needs to win 67.5% of all remaining delegates to win the nomination. Every time she loses a state or in fact wins at a margin less than 67.5%, the percentage of remaining delegates...
Samantha Power’s apology
For more candid, genuine and sincere than perhaps most would expect--I can't even imagine Hillary Clinton giving a similar speech--but not if you know Samantha Power.
Today’s national embarrassment
Not, as some might suspect, that the IRS just spent $42 million to send out notices about the economic stimulus package. No, today's national embarrassment is President Bush's veto of a bill to ban waterboarding and other forms of torture. The sooner this man is out of office the happier the world will be. He's easily the worst president of my lifetime,...
Essays
Iomega Jaz
You don't want to know how long it took for me to get a functioning Jaz drive from Iomega, but I tell you anyway. Mein kampf in less than a page. Heart of darkness ("The horror! The horror!") to Shangri-La. Eighth wonder of the world or desktop Three Mile Island? Presenting yet another sure-fire insomnia cure of a review. In a move that, in terms of sheer idiocy, must have rivalled Custer's strategy (i.e. "Let's git'em!") at the Little Bighorn, I bought one of the first Jaz...
Quicken 7 Deluxe: Cashflow is King
Another typical, haphazard review of questionable quality. Written after one hour's use of the product. Random mutterings by a confused man. Basing a buying decision on this is like trusting O.J. Simpson at cutlery convention: not for the faint of heart. Virtually No New Ideas... What's different this time around for users of Intuit's popular Quicken personal finance software? Not much, and God knows you can only carry this charade so far. Once you have the basic Quicken...
Medical Mary Jane
Everybody must get stoned: Glaucoma never looked so good. Wedge issue in the drug war, or feel-good hit of the summer? Feds argue one side, I make the case that feds are idiots. Not sure I succeed, but close enough for government work. Incisive analysis with a third less calories than our regular beer. A Toke A Day Keeps the Doctor Away... Grass, pot, dope, mary jane...call it what you will, it's still rock 'n' roll to me. The very entertaining Reefer Madness not...
Windows: Why I Hate Microsoft
General slogging of Microsoft Windows 3.1 and Windows 95. Three reasons why Bill Gates is Darth Vader personified. Features gross distortions and defamatory accusations to the extent allowed by current U.S. libel law. Not intended for use by children under the age of 12. In the Beginning... I'm sure I'm goring someone's sacred cow when I say that Microsoft has made more money by creating a problem (aka MS-DOS) and solving it (aka Windows) than any corporation in the history...